Brutally honest card for the wine loving mom "Thank you for not drinking for 9 month so I could turn out almost normal"
Send this honest and funny mother's day card for that connoisseur mom! This funny mother's day card is perfect for the wine-loving mom who loves a witty mother's day greeting.
You will receive one 5" x 7" "Dear mom, Thank you for not drinking for 9 months, so I could turn out (almost) normal" (with envelope)
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Printed on premium white card stock
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